#1 Pricing is everything!
Our strategies will have your home on and off the market quickly, and for top dollar!
Smoking in the garage instead of inside and putting shitlap on your walls doesn’t make it a flip (no that’s not autocorrect) Look away Joanna & Chip!
It also doesn’t increase the value of your home! see #2 (literally) ⤵️ for further explanation!
#2 Condition matters!
Pre-listing repairs and the resources we have are INVALUABLE and WILL get you top dollar.
While the FIRST showing starts online, for INSTANCE we don’t want potential buyers getting catfished by “eggshell” walls that are really just HONEY-MUSTARD yellow from smoke stains.
#3 Realistic and Motivated!
We ️ motivation! It means we get to help you!
Keep US updated on your motivation! If we are under contract and you change your mind, then I’m changing OUR phone numbers until CLOSING! “You have the wrong number!”
STRAIGHT FORWARD is the name of our game! Fully managed expectations from the START. We want to create a win-win for our clients.
BOTTOM LINE- If YOUR septic tank is tapping in to your well water and you are drinking your own please don’t expect for the next owner to do the same. NOT OKAY.
Just a special request; PLEASE disclose to us as your agents if your house IS, or EVER has been haunted. We would LOVE to know which SHOES to WEAR the day of our appointment!!!!!